The Beginnings of a Tale

The priests in the Schoonel clan of Monkeys though, told of danger that would come about on that day which was coolie day (know to the humans as Wednesday)so each of our alliances posted guards and scouts in every inch of the forest while we posted guards in the sky. Sure enough on that very night at the hour of sleeping-which according to the humans is 10:00 P.M-the danger came in the form of humans which we had only ever heard of in stories and old tales told by the elders. Were we ever so shocked as to believe that this was our danger, the foolish humans did not know our beloved forest well and so the scouts of our friends were able to escape harm and reach the elders and tell them the news. All those that were not in the armed forces traversed to the fortress of Ablemek, which is hidden deep in the mountains of blacredon and can never be found by those who do not know where it already is.
Once the humans reached a meadow clearing many of our ally forces had hidden there in the places hidden to all except the kind that have the knowledge to know where they are. Their forces where heavy, and looked to be strong, but to there unknowings our army was about to attack. BOOM!!! Went the sky as it shook with its wonder and horror at knowing that great bloodshed was going to take place on that day. As it realized its full part it began to shower with such great strength as none of them had ever seen- when I say them I mean the dim witted humans- and their vision was blocked. Now was our chance to attack and force them off of our once peaceful terrain. The ground forces took their chance and attacked with such great force that half of the humans army fell without the others even knowing it. Then they retreated back into the bushes as the rain stopped and the sun came strangely out it had only been an hour and was now the time of Hoodgivin- or also know as 11:00 P.M. It was what had also been predicted for this day a Total Solar Eclipse, that was why there was sun. Usually there would have been feasting and Jouhohundear( it is a liquid that is far superior to any alcohol ever created, and it gives the most wonderful sensations). Then we all would have seen it but now in this time when danger had been predicted the celebrations and feasting had been completely forgotten.....

Nothing Much

I am happy not at all about school of course, although it has come and now this week is my first week of school.
I do not really have anything interesting to say, but I hope that you all enjoy my blog and um ya... That is it...

The Beginnings of a Tale

In my case and in my many years of living I have never met such a person in this land that I can now no longer leave.It is sad to be isolated from those that should know that we exist. My instinct is telling me that I am heading down the unknown and forever looming Rabbit Trail, which of course is not the way that I want to go.
Kleniv, the founder of this group of us- us, what I mean is we that are still left from that great war- we have named our group US. A bland, but true name for we are the only survivors, there are only 5 of us left from that dreadful day. You may wonder why I tell you this, but it is of the strictest confidence that I even let you know for Kleniv's name remains secret all but to the 5 of US. No one even knows that he is alive for if the humans found out there would surely be another battle that would result in Kleniv's death and in the death of the rest of US.
All right now that my mind is cleared from that distraction I must tell you of the gory war of long ago. Although, the others gathered here have been waiting for a long while too I will speak aloud so that they may here the tale that they have been so patiently waiting to hear. hmm!hmm!....Alright now I will begin." You have been waiting a long time and patiently too my young ones, I will begin the tale that you have been waiting to hear. It all began on a day much like this one except that it was the time of slumber, and all was silent. Now our alliances with other species such as yourselves did not usually post guards at night or during the day for we are peaceful creatures and had never before that very day had need to fight. Yes, you are right though we did train in the skills of battle, but we had never need to use those skills. The priests in the schoonel clan of Monkeys though, told of danger that would come about on that day which was coolie day (know to the humans as Wednesday)so each of our alliances posted guards and scouts in every inch of the forest while we posted guards in the sky......

Pictures of Camping On The Oregon Coast

Ok Now Here Are Some Pictures Of The Camping Trip. You Will Even Get To See What A Yurt Looks Like.
The First Pic is of my mom and the Yurt is behind her. Sorry my mom constantly seems to be closing her eyes in pics it is her trade mark. She has even admitted to it.
The Second Pic is of my brother at the beach
The Third Pic. is of my cousin Isaac(or as I usually call him Ike) and me . He is buried in the sand. And by the way I was wet.
That water is freezing cold, but it is so much fun to go into.
The Fourth Pic. is of my two year old cousin Lily and me standing on a soft wood log (it was pretty high off the ground to)
And Lastly the 6th Pic is a Pic.-that I took, thank you thank you very much-of Lily. My Uncle Huba- Lily and Ike's dad- is the one with his back to the photo. And the last person that you see is my dad and yes, if this was your question he is eating.

Camping on the Oregon coast

Camping on the Oregon coast is very ideal and obviously the best thing on earth do to during the summer besides reading, and going on the computer. It was a halfway mark for us Leidenfrost's in CA and the cool Leidenfrost's from Moscow, Idaho.
And ya it was not a long drive at all, I mean come on 8 and a half hours is not long at all not long at all. Especially when you have people behind you in the van chucking nalgenes at you, having nasty gas, and being annoying.
Oh and for those of you who don't have a clue what nalgenes are they are large, very thick plastic bottles, and they are reusable.
Believe me it hurts. Whoa what died?? Oh it was just somebody's gas..... Or was it. Any way that was the trip up.
the first two nights we stayed in a yurt (for those for have no logic as to what that is it is a round thing that is kind of like a cabin, but it is made out of some wood but mostly this really heavy type canvas stuff. After those two nights we camped the last three nights. For those of you who think that camping is in cars or camper vans you are wrong that is not camping that is Living in a camper van down by the river. Pretty much that is cheat sheet canmping, no the camping we did was in tents. And believe me it is way more fun in a tent.