The Beginnings of a Tale

The priests in the Schoonel clan of Monkeys though, told of danger that would come about on that day which was coolie day (know to the humans as Wednesday)so each of our alliances posted guards and scouts in every inch of the forest while we posted guards in the sky. Sure enough on that very night at the hour of sleeping-which according to the humans is 10:00 P.M-the danger came in the form of humans which we had only ever heard of in stories and old tales told by the elders. Were we ever so shocked as to believe that this was our danger, the foolish humans did not know our beloved forest well and so the scouts of our friends were able to escape harm and reach the elders and tell them the news. All those that were not in the armed forces traversed to the fortress of Ablemek, which is hidden deep in the mountains of blacredon and can never be found by those who do not know where it already is.
Once the humans reached a meadow clearing many of our ally forces had hidden there in the places hidden to all except the kind that have the knowledge to know where they are. Their forces where heavy, and looked to be strong, but to there unknowings our army was about to attack. BOOM!!! Went the sky as it shook with its wonder and horror at knowing that great bloodshed was going to take place on that day. As it realized its full part it began to shower with such great strength as none of them had ever seen- when I say them I mean the dim witted humans- and their vision was blocked. Now was our chance to attack and force them off of our once peaceful terrain. The ground forces took their chance and attacked with such great force that half of the humans army fell without the others even knowing it. Then they retreated back into the bushes as the rain stopped and the sun came strangely out it had only been an hour and was now the time of Hoodgivin- or also know as 11:00 P.M. It was what had also been predicted for this day a Total Solar Eclipse, that was why there was sun. Usually there would have been feasting and Jouhohundear( it is a liquid that is far superior to any alcohol ever created, and it gives the most wonderful sensations). Then we all would have seen it but now in this time when danger had been predicted the celebrations and feasting had been completely forgotten.....